yamy

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

protocol00:

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

(via laughbitches)

rubykatewriting:

blowawayblues:

An episode of criminal minds where women are being killed in order of their names as they fulfill Mambo Number 5 lyrics.

#a little bit of monica in my trunk

(via dontbeanassbutt)

bechdels:

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

(via bastille)

dermatillorama:

hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadn’t gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesn’t reflect your character. you’re all wonderful and I’m here for u

(via asian)